Kitty Capers: The Case of the Missing Interview
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You may have noticed that the June interview never showed up... Wondering what happened to it? Well, read on, friends, and perhaps the mystery will be solved...
As we join the Kitties in their office, we find the three Hunkateers in various states of anxiousness. Apparently, sometime over the previous weekend, the capsule containing the monthly interview featuring HRH member Spubba was intercepted somewhere between Earth and Planet Arus. All clues point to Prince Lotor of Doom as the culprit. Let’s listen in on the Kitties, as they try to brainstorm a solution to their dilemma...
KittyCaro: (biting her lip in vexation) "I don't understand why this happened, mi amiga. Lotor has been trying so hard to be good..."
KittyLynne: (raising a skeptical eyebrow at her friend) "Trying being the operative word, KC. In spite of his latest attempts 'to be good,' his mean streak seems to be very much intact." (ponders) "Although, I have to say I didn't think he’d ever resort to petty theft..."
KittyCaro: (sighing and nodding) "I'm afraid Prince Lotor still resents all the attention that my cuddle bear gets..."
KittyShannon: (whipping off her phone headset and running a hand through her already dishevled blond hair) "Okay Ladies, I just contacted Spubba, and he okay-ed switching his interview to September."
KittyLynne: (pulls out her handy dandy HRH pom poms and waves them around like a madwoman) “Yay! Way to go, Shanny!”
KittyCaro: (looking vastly relieved) "Excellente! Now all we have to do is replace the interview with something else. Any ideas?"
KittyLynne: (in a thoughtful sort of tone) "Well, if Lotor wants to be on HRH so badly, why don’t we accommodate him?"
KittyShannon and KittyCaro: (gasping simultaneously) "You don’t mean..."
KittyLynne: (grinning like a Cheshire cat ) "Indubitably." (turns to control room PA and bellows into it) "Hey Bob, cue up the canned audience, willya!?"
(Phony cheers and applause fills the room, as KittyLynne goes into Emcee mode)
And Now, Without Further Ado, The Hunkateers Would Like To Present....
(KL pauses for dramatic, canned drum roll, then announces in bombastic fashion...)
Top Ten Theories As To Why Lotor Hijacked June’s HRH Interview with Spubba!
#10. Mistook name ‘Spub’ for ‘Scud’ - thought he was getting plans for new and fantastic doomsday device!
#9. Thought he had found clue to a black market cargo of ‘spuds’, thereby providing hope to millions of Doomain citizens suffering through the ‘Great Vodka/Potato Famine of ‘03’!.
#8. Thought it was an application for Planet Doom’s most popular game show, ‘Who Wants to Be A Ro-beast?’
#7. Thinking of trying his hand at matchmaking!
#6. Having a fit of pique because Spubba prefers a blue collared Hunk to a blue-skinned Prince!
#5. Figured negative attention is better than no attention at all!
#4. All toilets blocked up at Castle Doom -desperately needs info as to the whereabouts of one Spubba Cootersdale- Brown Lion pilot and plumber extraodinaire!
#3. Spotted pink triangle on space capsule containing interview- thought it meant 'Arusian Princess on Board!'
#2. Hoping to persuade Kitties to fix him up with Cat Woman.
#1. Because it was Hunkalicious, baby!
(KittyCaro and KittyShannon clap enthusiastically along with the loud, canned applause as KittyLynne takes a deep bow. Scene fades to black, only to be replaced by a the cold but undeniably handsome visage of one Prince Lotor of Doom, who by some astounding glitch in security, is lurking just outside the Kitties’ office door.)
Lotor: (snarling) "So they seek to satirize, me eh? Well, my fine little felines, you’re not the only ones who can play that game..."
As we join the Kitties in their office, we find the three Hunkateers in various states of anxiousness. Apparently, sometime over the previous weekend, the capsule containing the monthly interview featuring HRH member Spubba was intercepted somewhere between Earth and Planet Arus. All clues point to Prince Lotor of Doom as the culprit. Let’s listen in on the Kitties, as they try to brainstorm a solution to their dilemma...
KittyCaro: (biting her lip in vexation) "I don't understand why this happened, mi amiga. Lotor has been trying so hard to be good..."
KittyLynne: (raising a skeptical eyebrow at her friend) "Trying being the operative word, KC. In spite of his latest attempts 'to be good,' his mean streak seems to be very much intact." (ponders) "Although, I have to say I didn't think he’d ever resort to petty theft..."
KittyCaro: (sighing and nodding) "I'm afraid Prince Lotor still resents all the attention that my cuddle bear gets..."
KittyShannon: (whipping off her phone headset and running a hand through her already dishevled blond hair) "Okay Ladies, I just contacted Spubba, and he okay-ed switching his interview to September."
KittyLynne: (pulls out her handy dandy HRH pom poms and waves them around like a madwoman) “Yay! Way to go, Shanny!”
KittyCaro: (looking vastly relieved) "Excellente! Now all we have to do is replace the interview with something else. Any ideas?"
KittyLynne: (in a thoughtful sort of tone) "Well, if Lotor wants to be on HRH so badly, why don’t we accommodate him?"
KittyShannon and KittyCaro: (gasping simultaneously) "You don’t mean..."
KittyLynne: (grinning like a Cheshire cat ) "Indubitably." (turns to control room PA and bellows into it) "Hey Bob, cue up the canned audience, willya!?"
(Phony cheers and applause fills the room, as KittyLynne goes into Emcee mode)
And Now, Without Further Ado, The Hunkateers Would Like To Present....
(KL pauses for dramatic, canned drum roll, then announces in bombastic fashion...)
Top Ten Theories As To Why Lotor Hijacked June’s HRH Interview with Spubba!
#10. Mistook name ‘Spub’ for ‘Scud’ - thought he was getting plans for new and fantastic doomsday device!
#9. Thought he had found clue to a black market cargo of ‘spuds’, thereby providing hope to millions of Doomain citizens suffering through the ‘Great Vodka/Potato Famine of ‘03’!.
#8. Thought it was an application for Planet Doom’s most popular game show, ‘Who Wants to Be A Ro-beast?’
#7. Thinking of trying his hand at matchmaking!
#6. Having a fit of pique because Spubba prefers a blue collared Hunk to a blue-skinned Prince!
#5. Figured negative attention is better than no attention at all!
#4. All toilets blocked up at Castle Doom -desperately needs info as to the whereabouts of one Spubba Cootersdale- Brown Lion pilot and plumber extraodinaire!
#3. Spotted pink triangle on space capsule containing interview- thought it meant 'Arusian Princess on Board!'
#2. Hoping to persuade Kitties to fix him up with Cat Woman.
#1. Because it was Hunkalicious, baby!
(KittyCaro and KittyShannon clap enthusiastically along with the loud, canned applause as KittyLynne takes a deep bow. Scene fades to black, only to be replaced by a the cold but undeniably handsome visage of one Prince Lotor of Doom, who by some astounding glitch in security, is lurking just outside the Kitties’ office door.)
Lotor: (snarling) "So they seek to satirize, me eh? Well, my fine little felines, you’re not the only ones who can play that game..."
(Lotor starts to laugh manically, and runs away)
(The Kitties exchange brief looks, feeling both amused and disturbed by Prince Lotor's odd outburst. After a moment, KL begins to smile.)
KittyLynne: "Well, girls, it looks like we're going to get to try out some of those new inventions of ours..."
(KC and KS glance at each other and grin before turning their attention back to KL. KC pulls a set of keys from her pocket, holding them up for the others to see.)
KittyCaro: "We'd better lock the main entrance before we head up into our secret laboratory."
(The Kitties giggle madly as the scene fades to black...)
Join us next time for the next installment of "Kitty Capers: The Case of The Missing Interview" - Same kitty-cat time, same kitty-cat channel.
(The Kitties exchange brief looks, feeling both amused and disturbed by Prince Lotor's odd outburst. After a moment, KL begins to smile.)
KittyLynne: "Well, girls, it looks like we're going to get to try out some of those new inventions of ours..."
(KC and KS glance at each other and grin before turning their attention back to KL. KC pulls a set of keys from her pocket, holding them up for the others to see.)
KittyCaro: "We'd better lock the main entrance before we head up into our secret laboratory."
(The Kitties giggle madly as the scene fades to black...)
Join us next time for the next installment of "Kitty Capers: The Case of The Missing Interview" - Same kitty-cat time, same kitty-cat channel.
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