The Hunkateer Top Ten Show
A Hunkateer Top Ten...
And SO Much More!
A Hunkateer Top Ten...
And SO Much More!
By KittyLynne
Disclaimer: Voltron and all associated characters are owned and copyrighted by WEP. Original/new characters belong to the author.
...and a profusely heartfelt mea culpa to David Letterman
...and a profusely heartfelt mea culpa to David Letterman
**Sounds of applause fill the airwaves as the camera takes a panoramic shot of a festively decorated ballroom. A makeshift stage with a curtained backdrop stretches along one end, bare except for the obligatory desk and sofa smack dab in the middle of the platform. The room is filled with people of all shapes and sizes, several of them recognizable as HRH members who have taken time out from real life to come to Arus. They stand, and start to clap and dance as a catchy R and B number begins in the background, played by an off screen band.
A nondescript gentleman in a tuxedo with a skinny body topped by unruly hair that makes him look rather like a mop, stands in front of a microphone waiting for his cue. He gets it, and cupping his hands over the earpieces on his headset, he begins to speak in an impressively deep, smooth voice.**
"And nowwwww.... direct from Arus to you- on location from the Grand Ballroom in the Castle of Lions- it's the Hunkateer Top Ten Show!"
**People stop dancing and applause fills the air**
"Tonight's special list reader: Lance- member of the Voltron Force, and the pilot of Red Lion!"
**Wildly approving shrieks and 'woo-hoos' emanate from the audience. Announcer is now shouting above the hubub.**
"AND NOW... WITHOUT FURTHER ADO....HERE'S... HUUUUNNNNNKKKK- AND THE HUNKATEERS!"
**Crowd goes wild. Hunk, dressed in his Voltron uniform, walks on stage, flanked by three women dressed in their official Kitty garb. He bows to the crowd, waves and then escorts the women over to a long couch; they all kiss him resoundingly on the cheek before seating themselves; KittyCaro nearest Hunk, KittyLynne, in the middle, and KittyShannon on the end. Lance, also clad in his Voltron uniform, is standing just offstage, and tries to get KittyShannon's attention by frantically jumping up and down and waving, but she doesn't see him. Lynne and Caro however, both see him, and laugh knowingly. He immediately stops waving and looks disgruntled.
Hunk turns to walk behind the ornate desk adjacent to the couch, waiting to seat himself until after the Hunkateers have made themselves comfortable. The three women all take nervous sips of water from the mugs on the coffee table in front of them as they wait for the applause to die down. Hunk adjusts his headband and then chugs his water. Applause stars to fade and he clears his throat.**
Hunk: (in a hearty voice) "I am so happy that you all could be here tonight to witness the first Arusian broadcast based on a Terran website!"
**Pauses for loud round of applause**
"Thank you! I am also very happy that I was given time off Ops duty to host. Thanks a million to the man responsible...and all I can say is...**chuckles sympathetically**... poor Pidge...and-You da man, Chief!"
**Hunk looks to his left, grins and points both fingers to the right wing of stage where Voltron Captain Keith is standing in his trademark red flightsuit. Keith points back and grins as crowd erupts into cheers. The Hunkateers smile and blow fervent kisses to the Captain until they see Princess Allura glaring at them from behind Keith's shoulder. Sheepishly they drop their eyes and turn back to the Hunkster. Hunk, oblivious to the whole thing, continues his monologue.**
"A very special thanks goes to the HRH members, **acknowledges the raucous group sitting in middle front row, who immediately hoot and holler in response** and also Sven and Romelle- **The Hunkster indicates stunning couple also in front row** ...who came such a long way to see me on my home turf! You guys are just the best!"
**Sven and Romelle graciously acknowledge their ovation from the crowd. The applause fades to an expectant murmur as the Big Guy holds up his hands for quiet**
Hunk: (holding up plate) "I'd also like to thank our own Nanny for baking these fine Snikkerdoodles-"
Kitty Shannon: (breaking in eagerly) "Hunk, isn't it time to bring out Lance yet? I've really been looking forward to seeing him ag-" **gets an elbow to the ribs** "Ow!"
**KittyShannon turns and glares at KittyLynne who raises her eyebrows and gives her a meaningful look while jerking her head to stage left where a grinning Lance is standing. KittyShannon's lovely blue eyes widen and she blushes.**
KittyShannon: (nonchalantly) "Oh, um, what I meant to say was, I suppose we should get his appearance over with so we can get to the good stuff, huh?"
**KittyLynne snickers as the smug grin is wiped off the face of the Red Lion pilot.**
KittyCaro: (speaking up shyly, her dark eyes caressing her man) "First, I would like to hear more about my Cuddle Bear's- I mean, about my dear Hunk's... **breaks off, blushing furiously, and mutters to herself in Spanish. KittyLynne looks startled as she overhears some of the words. Meanwhile, Caro tries again.**
"I would like to hear everything you know about Arus, Hunk. It's so lovely here, I wouldn't mind staying..." **Caro's eyes go wide and her blush deepens as she realizes what she's said**
Hunk: (also blushing, but now beaming excitedly at KittyCaro) "Really!? You would? I-I mean, that's for later in the show, my dar- um, Caro." **they raptly gaze into each others eyes as the audience goes "Aw..."**
**Suddenly, a commotion is heard offstage. Lance strides out, unannounced; as soon as he is spotted, loud screams of joy punctuate the thunderous applause that starts. The Hunkateers and Hunk rise to their feet, exchanging resigned glances.**
Hunk: (glaring at Lance) "Hey, what a surprise. You didn't wait for an introduction."
Lance: (expertly insinuating himself between KittyShannon and KittyLynne, as everyone reseats themselves) "Got tired of waiting, Big Guy, besides, my little Kitten here was missing her favorite muse! We couldn't have that now...could we? **drapes arm around KittyShannon and gives her a dreamy-eyed look.**
KittyShannon: (shrugging off his arm and hastily reaching forward to grab plate off table) "Hey there, Lion boy! Care for a Snikkerdoodle?" **shoves a huge cookie in Lance's mouth, almost choking him in the process.**
Hunk: (grinning) "While Lance is chewing, I'll announce tonight's Top Ten category."
KittyLynne: (drolly) "There's a Top Ten?"
**Hunk laughingly nods and cues drum roll**
"From the HRH head office back on Earth...tonight's topic is...
Lance's Top Ten Favorite Things About Space Mice'!"
**Hunk and the Kitties all start to chuckle**
Lance: (leaping to his feet and spitting out rest of cookie) "Give me that!" **snatches script from Big Guy's hand and scans it** "What's going on here? I'm not doing this one, it isn't the list I wrote!" **tosses papers back to Hunk** "My topic was, 'Top Ten Ways to Aggravate Your Boss Without Getting Fired'!"
**Audience laughs **
KittyLynne: (grinning wickedly) "That one will be on a later show. You want to read this one...or have you forgotten a certain picture?" **turns to a giggling KittyCaro** Caro, mi amiga, would you be so kind as to do the honors?" **Kitty Caro nods emphatically, and then slides an 8x10 framed glossy out from under the sofa.**
**Lance's eyes widen in consternation** "Oh jeez, now she's seen it too?" (Looks at his muscle bound teammate with apprehension)
**Audience murmurs and titters a little uncertainly**
Hunk: (still straight-faced but turning red with suppressed laughter) "Yep. She's now seen 'Lance's little Monty'- can't really call it a full one."
Lance: (turns to bewildered audience in desperation) "It's digitally altered, I tell ya!"
**Audience murmurs uneasily. A few brave souls call out to KittyCaro to let them see the picture. She laughs and shakes her head.**
KittyShannon: (rolling eyes) "Chill out, Lion Boy. They have no idea what we're talking about, you know. At least- not yet."
Lance: (regaining his poise) "That's right, they don't. I'm glad Caro has it...she's too sweet to do something as mean as showing that...so I guess I can do my own list, right?" **gives KittyCaro an angelic smile**
**KittyCaro laughs and shakes her head while keeping picture facing away from the audience. As Lance starts to pull out his own list anyway, she makes a move as if to turn it around.**
Lance: (panicking) "Ye gods and little fishes! All right, all right, I'll do the dang thing!"
Hunk: (smiling broadly) "Good man, Lance."
**He whirls around, grabs the list and flops back down on the couch, pouting and grumbling. KittyShannon and KittyLynne snicker and then simultaneously elbow Lance, prodding him to begin. With a final glare at his tormentors, he does; however, he soon regains his trademark sense of humor and his 'inner ham' comes to the surface since his surrender is well received by the audience**
"My Top Ten Favorite Things About Space Mice...by Lance the Noble; the most gracious, courageous and most honorable defender of...."
**Kitty Shannon whaps Lance upside the head.**
"OW! JEEZ, Shannon, what the-!"
"Ah, Lance?" **Kitty Caro taps her perfectly manicured fingernails loudly on picture frame and Lance immediately swallows his pride and continues.**
"Yeah, so on with the show...My Favorite Things About Space Mice...
Number Ten! They never poop! At least I've never seen any.
Number Nine! They know how to irritate Nanny almost as well as I do.
Number Eight! They've been where no man has gone before- the Princess' bedroom."
**Lance blushes furiously as Kitties snicker. Offstage, Allura and Keith exchange knowing looks.**
"Number Seven! They like cheesecake- I like cheesecake.
Number Six! They don't wear doofy looking boots."
**Hunk erupts into belly laughs. There is nervous tittering from the crowd. The Kitties glance worriedly at Keith who shrugs and laughs. Everyone breathes a sigh of relief.**
"Number Five! They make great scapegoats every time I manage to crash the Ops computer."
**Again Hunk chortles, as Lance gives him the 'Evil Eye'.**
"Number Four! Like me, they prove you don't have to be big to pack a wallop.
Number Three! The fact that they will always try to cheer Princess up, even if it means dressing in drag.
Number Two! They can actually get away with biting someone's ear."
**glances sideways at KittyShannon who pretends not to notice**
"And now, My Very Favorite Thing About Space Mice is... **pauses dramatically**
"They saved me from bloodthirsty cannibals."
**A huge 'Aw....' again resounds from audience. There is loud, sustained applause; when it finally subsides, Lance turns to Hunk, with a bright smile.**
"Hey, I have to admit, that was a pretty good list, who thought of it?"
Hunk: (warmly) "Why, I believe it was our own KittyLynne..." **winks at blushing Hunkateer** "Thanks for your contribution to the show!"
KittyLynne: (now wearing a big smile) " Thank you, Hunk, but I want everyone to know that I had a great deal of inspiration for this list from a new friend of the Hunkateers! She's here tonight, and I'd like to acknowledge her!"
**Members of the audience bursts into applause while trying to spot the mysterious new friend**
Lance: (impatiently scanning the crowd) "Well, where is this person? I'd like to meet her! Can we get a spotlight?"
**The Kitties point to stage right. A spotlight materializes and focuses first on the handsome Captain Keith, and then zooms in on the gray and white furry little creature now seated on his right shoulder daintily grooming herself. As the applause intensifies, she straightens, expertly balancing herself on her hindquarters. As a perplexed Lance gapes at her, the creature puffs up with happiness, winks flirtatiously, waves a tiny paw at the Red Lion pilot, and then bows to the audience. The crowd goes wild, the show goes to a commercial, and Lance uses the moment to discreetly inquire about the creature.**
"What the heck-...I mean, what is she? Some exotic breed of mouse?"
Hunk: (chuckling) "Nope, she's not a mouse, although I think she'd like being called exotic!"
KittyCaro: (smiling widely) "She is Cheddar's cousin though, my darling!" **Caro blushes after endearment slips out. Lance grins suddenly and opens his mouth to say something smart...**
KittyLynne: (chiming in quickly to spare KittyCaro Lance's relentless teasing) "She's a hamster..."
KittyShannon: (giggling) " Yes, a very special hamster...a hamster that can write!"
**Lance rolls his eyes, while glancing askance at picture that KittyCaro is still holding, (rather loosely) as she giggles at whatever Hunk is whispering in her ear. The Red Lion pilot abruptly lunges across KittyLynne to grab it, but the ever alert Hunkateer anticipates his move, snatches it away, and hands it to Hunk, who accepts it with an evil grin.**
Lance: (groaning) "Why am I getting the feeling that this spells big trouble for me..."
KittyLynne: (glaring down at the back of Lance's head) "You'll be in even bigger trouble if you don't get off my lap!"
Hunk: (hastily) "And we're back! In the second half of our show, in the Point/Counterpoint segment, Keith will be joining us! Together he and Lance will discuss and debate the pros and cons of CGI and cosmetic makeovers..."
Lance: (sitting bolt upright) "Oh, thanks a lot! First I'm upstaged by a hamster, and now I have to convince my disgruntled commanding officer that he actually looked terrific in brown hair and a tin can -"
**Sound is cut, as Lance continues to babble and gesture wildly...**
To be continued...?
A nondescript gentleman in a tuxedo with a skinny body topped by unruly hair that makes him look rather like a mop, stands in front of a microphone waiting for his cue. He gets it, and cupping his hands over the earpieces on his headset, he begins to speak in an impressively deep, smooth voice.**
"And nowwwww.... direct from Arus to you- on location from the Grand Ballroom in the Castle of Lions- it's the Hunkateer Top Ten Show!"
**People stop dancing and applause fills the air**
"Tonight's special list reader: Lance- member of the Voltron Force, and the pilot of Red Lion!"
**Wildly approving shrieks and 'woo-hoos' emanate from the audience. Announcer is now shouting above the hubub.**
"AND NOW... WITHOUT FURTHER ADO....HERE'S... HUUUUNNNNNKKKK- AND THE HUNKATEERS!"
**Crowd goes wild. Hunk, dressed in his Voltron uniform, walks on stage, flanked by three women dressed in their official Kitty garb. He bows to the crowd, waves and then escorts the women over to a long couch; they all kiss him resoundingly on the cheek before seating themselves; KittyCaro nearest Hunk, KittyLynne, in the middle, and KittyShannon on the end. Lance, also clad in his Voltron uniform, is standing just offstage, and tries to get KittyShannon's attention by frantically jumping up and down and waving, but she doesn't see him. Lynne and Caro however, both see him, and laugh knowingly. He immediately stops waving and looks disgruntled.
Hunk turns to walk behind the ornate desk adjacent to the couch, waiting to seat himself until after the Hunkateers have made themselves comfortable. The three women all take nervous sips of water from the mugs on the coffee table in front of them as they wait for the applause to die down. Hunk adjusts his headband and then chugs his water. Applause stars to fade and he clears his throat.**
Hunk: (in a hearty voice) "I am so happy that you all could be here tonight to witness the first Arusian broadcast based on a Terran website!"
**Pauses for loud round of applause**
"Thank you! I am also very happy that I was given time off Ops duty to host. Thanks a million to the man responsible...and all I can say is...**chuckles sympathetically**... poor Pidge...and-You da man, Chief!"
**Hunk looks to his left, grins and points both fingers to the right wing of stage where Voltron Captain Keith is standing in his trademark red flightsuit. Keith points back and grins as crowd erupts into cheers. The Hunkateers smile and blow fervent kisses to the Captain until they see Princess Allura glaring at them from behind Keith's shoulder. Sheepishly they drop their eyes and turn back to the Hunkster. Hunk, oblivious to the whole thing, continues his monologue.**
"A very special thanks goes to the HRH members, **acknowledges the raucous group sitting in middle front row, who immediately hoot and holler in response** and also Sven and Romelle- **The Hunkster indicates stunning couple also in front row** ...who came such a long way to see me on my home turf! You guys are just the best!"
**Sven and Romelle graciously acknowledge their ovation from the crowd. The applause fades to an expectant murmur as the Big Guy holds up his hands for quiet**
Hunk: (holding up plate) "I'd also like to thank our own Nanny for baking these fine Snikkerdoodles-"
Kitty Shannon: (breaking in eagerly) "Hunk, isn't it time to bring out Lance yet? I've really been looking forward to seeing him ag-" **gets an elbow to the ribs** "Ow!"
**KittyShannon turns and glares at KittyLynne who raises her eyebrows and gives her a meaningful look while jerking her head to stage left where a grinning Lance is standing. KittyShannon's lovely blue eyes widen and she blushes.**
KittyShannon: (nonchalantly) "Oh, um, what I meant to say was, I suppose we should get his appearance over with so we can get to the good stuff, huh?"
**KittyLynne snickers as the smug grin is wiped off the face of the Red Lion pilot.**
KittyCaro: (speaking up shyly, her dark eyes caressing her man) "First, I would like to hear more about my Cuddle Bear's- I mean, about my dear Hunk's... **breaks off, blushing furiously, and mutters to herself in Spanish. KittyLynne looks startled as she overhears some of the words. Meanwhile, Caro tries again.**
"I would like to hear everything you know about Arus, Hunk. It's so lovely here, I wouldn't mind staying..." **Caro's eyes go wide and her blush deepens as she realizes what she's said**
Hunk: (also blushing, but now beaming excitedly at KittyCaro) "Really!? You would? I-I mean, that's for later in the show, my dar- um, Caro." **they raptly gaze into each others eyes as the audience goes "Aw..."**
**Suddenly, a commotion is heard offstage. Lance strides out, unannounced; as soon as he is spotted, loud screams of joy punctuate the thunderous applause that starts. The Hunkateers and Hunk rise to their feet, exchanging resigned glances.**
Hunk: (glaring at Lance) "Hey, what a surprise. You didn't wait for an introduction."
Lance: (expertly insinuating himself between KittyShannon and KittyLynne, as everyone reseats themselves) "Got tired of waiting, Big Guy, besides, my little Kitten here was missing her favorite muse! We couldn't have that now...could we? **drapes arm around KittyShannon and gives her a dreamy-eyed look.**
KittyShannon: (shrugging off his arm and hastily reaching forward to grab plate off table) "Hey there, Lion boy! Care for a Snikkerdoodle?" **shoves a huge cookie in Lance's mouth, almost choking him in the process.**
Hunk: (grinning) "While Lance is chewing, I'll announce tonight's Top Ten category."
KittyLynne: (drolly) "There's a Top Ten?"
**Hunk laughingly nods and cues drum roll**
"From the HRH head office back on Earth...tonight's topic is...
Lance's Top Ten Favorite Things About Space Mice'!"
**Hunk and the Kitties all start to chuckle**
Lance: (leaping to his feet and spitting out rest of cookie) "Give me that!" **snatches script from Big Guy's hand and scans it** "What's going on here? I'm not doing this one, it isn't the list I wrote!" **tosses papers back to Hunk** "My topic was, 'Top Ten Ways to Aggravate Your Boss Without Getting Fired'!"
**Audience laughs **
KittyLynne: (grinning wickedly) "That one will be on a later show. You want to read this one...or have you forgotten a certain picture?" **turns to a giggling KittyCaro** Caro, mi amiga, would you be so kind as to do the honors?" **Kitty Caro nods emphatically, and then slides an 8x10 framed glossy out from under the sofa.**
**Lance's eyes widen in consternation** "Oh jeez, now she's seen it too?" (Looks at his muscle bound teammate with apprehension)
**Audience murmurs and titters a little uncertainly**
Hunk: (still straight-faced but turning red with suppressed laughter) "Yep. She's now seen 'Lance's little Monty'- can't really call it a full one."
Lance: (turns to bewildered audience in desperation) "It's digitally altered, I tell ya!"
**Audience murmurs uneasily. A few brave souls call out to KittyCaro to let them see the picture. She laughs and shakes her head.**
KittyShannon: (rolling eyes) "Chill out, Lion Boy. They have no idea what we're talking about, you know. At least- not yet."
Lance: (regaining his poise) "That's right, they don't. I'm glad Caro has it...she's too sweet to do something as mean as showing that...so I guess I can do my own list, right?" **gives KittyCaro an angelic smile**
**KittyCaro laughs and shakes her head while keeping picture facing away from the audience. As Lance starts to pull out his own list anyway, she makes a move as if to turn it around.**
Lance: (panicking) "Ye gods and little fishes! All right, all right, I'll do the dang thing!"
Hunk: (smiling broadly) "Good man, Lance."
**He whirls around, grabs the list and flops back down on the couch, pouting and grumbling. KittyShannon and KittyLynne snicker and then simultaneously elbow Lance, prodding him to begin. With a final glare at his tormentors, he does; however, he soon regains his trademark sense of humor and his 'inner ham' comes to the surface since his surrender is well received by the audience**
"My Top Ten Favorite Things About Space Mice...by Lance the Noble; the most gracious, courageous and most honorable defender of...."
**Kitty Shannon whaps Lance upside the head.**
"OW! JEEZ, Shannon, what the-!"
"Ah, Lance?" **Kitty Caro taps her perfectly manicured fingernails loudly on picture frame and Lance immediately swallows his pride and continues.**
"Yeah, so on with the show...My Favorite Things About Space Mice...
Number Ten! They never poop! At least I've never seen any.
Number Nine! They know how to irritate Nanny almost as well as I do.
Number Eight! They've been where no man has gone before- the Princess' bedroom."
**Lance blushes furiously as Kitties snicker. Offstage, Allura and Keith exchange knowing looks.**
"Number Seven! They like cheesecake- I like cheesecake.
Number Six! They don't wear doofy looking boots."
**Hunk erupts into belly laughs. There is nervous tittering from the crowd. The Kitties glance worriedly at Keith who shrugs and laughs. Everyone breathes a sigh of relief.**
"Number Five! They make great scapegoats every time I manage to crash the Ops computer."
**Again Hunk chortles, as Lance gives him the 'Evil Eye'.**
"Number Four! Like me, they prove you don't have to be big to pack a wallop.
Number Three! The fact that they will always try to cheer Princess up, even if it means dressing in drag.
Number Two! They can actually get away with biting someone's ear."
**glances sideways at KittyShannon who pretends not to notice**
"And now, My Very Favorite Thing About Space Mice is... **pauses dramatically**
"They saved me from bloodthirsty cannibals."
**A huge 'Aw....' again resounds from audience. There is loud, sustained applause; when it finally subsides, Lance turns to Hunk, with a bright smile.**
"Hey, I have to admit, that was a pretty good list, who thought of it?"
Hunk: (warmly) "Why, I believe it was our own KittyLynne..." **winks at blushing Hunkateer** "Thanks for your contribution to the show!"
KittyLynne: (now wearing a big smile) " Thank you, Hunk, but I want everyone to know that I had a great deal of inspiration for this list from a new friend of the Hunkateers! She's here tonight, and I'd like to acknowledge her!"
**Members of the audience bursts into applause while trying to spot the mysterious new friend**
Lance: (impatiently scanning the crowd) "Well, where is this person? I'd like to meet her! Can we get a spotlight?"
**The Kitties point to stage right. A spotlight materializes and focuses first on the handsome Captain Keith, and then zooms in on the gray and white furry little creature now seated on his right shoulder daintily grooming herself. As the applause intensifies, she straightens, expertly balancing herself on her hindquarters. As a perplexed Lance gapes at her, the creature puffs up with happiness, winks flirtatiously, waves a tiny paw at the Red Lion pilot, and then bows to the audience. The crowd goes wild, the show goes to a commercial, and Lance uses the moment to discreetly inquire about the creature.**
"What the heck-...I mean, what is she? Some exotic breed of mouse?"
Hunk: (chuckling) "Nope, she's not a mouse, although I think she'd like being called exotic!"
KittyCaro: (smiling widely) "She is Cheddar's cousin though, my darling!" **Caro blushes after endearment slips out. Lance grins suddenly and opens his mouth to say something smart...**
KittyLynne: (chiming in quickly to spare KittyCaro Lance's relentless teasing) "She's a hamster..."
KittyShannon: (giggling) " Yes, a very special hamster...a hamster that can write!"
**Lance rolls his eyes, while glancing askance at picture that KittyCaro is still holding, (rather loosely) as she giggles at whatever Hunk is whispering in her ear. The Red Lion pilot abruptly lunges across KittyLynne to grab it, but the ever alert Hunkateer anticipates his move, snatches it away, and hands it to Hunk, who accepts it with an evil grin.**
Lance: (groaning) "Why am I getting the feeling that this spells big trouble for me..."
KittyLynne: (glaring down at the back of Lance's head) "You'll be in even bigger trouble if you don't get off my lap!"
Hunk: (hastily) "And we're back! In the second half of our show, in the Point/Counterpoint segment, Keith will be joining us! Together he and Lance will discuss and debate the pros and cons of CGI and cosmetic makeovers..."
Lance: (sitting bolt upright) "Oh, thanks a lot! First I'm upstaged by a hamster, and now I have to convince my disgruntled commanding officer that he actually looked terrific in brown hair and a tin can -"
**Sound is cut, as Lance continues to babble and gesture wildly...**
To be continued...?
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